Why couldn't he just be a nice young man?
The news broke this weekend that Jourdan Dunn's boyfriend (and the father of her two month old son) has been jailed for three years for selling coke.
Weirdly enough his name is Jordan too - Jordan Cummings a 20 year old from North London.
British tabloid The Sun broke the story, with one unnamed source saying of Cummings:
The police kicked down his front door when they arrested him.
He's well-known on the streets as a dealer. He's been dealing since he was a teenager, and makes about £1,000 a week. He and Jourdan are always out and have been together about five years - though I've never heard marriage mentioned.