Wet Fete Fashion 2008 ScoreCard

As is the case every year Caribbean Wet Fete was the place where most ladies chose to display their er assets in ways that ranged from the sublime to the sub-par.




This islandista was delicious in her animal print jumpsuit and aviators, managing her technology with style I'd say.  
Grade: A




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These two ladies  revamped the bubble and drawstring trend with softer colours and oversized paparazzi -repellant sunglasses

Grade: A

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 Although she does have a cracking figure and I did kinda like this suit I'd say that it fits better on ladies with a smaller cup size. Bandeau tops are designed to make a small bust look a little bigger BUT if there is any hint of a sag it will exaggerate it. She has a perfectly lovely bust line but the choice of suit emphasises the negatives not the positives.

Grade: B-

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Fabulous! just utterly fabulous!...  for last month's Sex and the City premier. The one time when a little black dress (LBD) isn't appropriate. The utter deliciousness of that LBD and those shoes make me drool just a little but she's going to have to get a failing grade for failing to read the dress code.

Grade:F (for Fabulousness of course!)

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Yum yum yummy! This sorbet colured confection makes me hungry... for her wardrobe! Love the contrast of yellow and aqua with a sneak peak of fuchsia,

Grade:A

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Pulling together two hot trends, tie-dye and brights these two ladies still managed to look fantastic late in the day even after a torrential downpour and a rain dance.

Grade: A

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Hmmm, I remember these shorts from my secondary school PE class, I didn't like them then and I can conjure no love for them now. 1985 was not a good year, I'd like to forget it thank you very much.




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This outfit just makes me want to quote Tyler Perry's Madea "...when you put on your shortest dress please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery." nuff said!

 

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The strut, the stride, the 'take no prisoners" attitude, the pure sexiliciousness of these two makes me positively green with envy. I'm not going to pretend, I wanted to be her and every heterosexual man within range wanted to be with her. Kudos to her for rocking the dreaded silver lamé and somehow managing the feat that even Ms Keys cannot, she made it sexy, she made it cool, she rocked the shit out of that outfit and that kind of pride and confidence deserves top marks.

Grade: A+

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Moth balls, very handy for preventing giant insects from chewing through your favourite silver lamé jumpsuits. I'm just sayin'

Grade: F-

does F come in negatives?

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